Amfil Technologies Inc (PK) (FUNN) 뉴스

Awh...come on. Bid at .0017 for this great company? Where did all of the die-hard believers at .2 go?

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1985-2025: 40 years of this Mortimer turd and nott one sustainable, profitable business ever. Nott even one.

Butt it did have shelf-stable bread once. No, wait, according to Rogerinocchio, actually according to temp-CEO Rogaine three years later, no it dint.

It should be time by now to send some replacement Gro3 units or at least a maintenance crew down to the 10 Acre California Grow Site and the Colombian weed hothouses. And the ORLANDO SnL corner unit could prolly stand a light paint yobb and a new Nespresso machine after all the wear-and-tear the long lines of customers have inflicted over the years.

For the next decade of this scam, The Clownshow needs a new story. Mebbe rare earth element-infused cannabis energy drinks - loaded with the health-sustaining minerals unobtainium, scamium, and noobium - supplied from the ole Guyana gole mining claims.

And once they tally-up the megasales of Mourning games, The Clownshow can open the Tokin St. Catharines dispensary and kiosks and sell the new WEEEEED game wherein players compete to create and operate pot grows, middleman cannabis product manufacturers, and retail cannabinoid dispensaries in a Monopoly-style bored game.

The two prior blockbusters:

Rank: Overall 13,589
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/248376/buurn

Rank: Overall 5,458
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/204602/kill-the-unicorns

40 Years of Pure Success and Still Grifting: The MORTIMER FAMBLY SCAM

Growing via shrinkage. A favorite term of this mis-management. There were ten cafes, now there are 5. Maybe FUNN is only growing in that their losses are getting smaller as they shut down more cafes?

Growing! Thriving! Scaling! Long lines!

As Nasty Susan promised, VA Beetch and March 15 are only a cuppla weaks away. Just enuff time for the new coat of paint to dry and the "new team" that was hired last May to complete its training.

And once that Blobb Loblaw's "strong partnership" kicks in ...

One thing you can always count on here: these Clowns are as good as their word.









Pilot Rogerinocchio: "We are pleased to announce that we are ahead of schedule in our descent and should be landing shortly".

we are more likely to double down on a losing position than a winning position. If this was a great deal at 0.2 why wouldn't it be a hundred times better at 0.002?

In re: AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ baggvestors:

"Prospect Theory

Developed by Nobel prize winners Daniel Kahneman and Amos Tversky, this theory describes how people evaluate potential losses and gains unequally. Many studies have found that most people are susceptible to loss aversion. In other words, we are more sensitive to losses than to profits. This bias leads to risk-averse behaviors when facing potential gains and risk-seeking behaviors when facing potential losses. In other words, we are more likely to double down on a losing position than a winning position.

Anchoring

This cognitive bias occurs when individuals rely too heavily on an initial piece of information (the “anchor”) when making decisions. For example, many investors stay fixated on the price at which they bought an asset. In such a case, they may consider that to be the stock’s fair value even if conditions change. Thus, if the stock falls, they may perceive it as undervalued regardless of why the price declined. (See, Averaging Down to Zero)

Overconfidence

Many professional and retail investors overestimate their knowledge and ability to predict market movements. This overconfidence can lead to excessive trading and risk-taking, often resulting in suboptimal investment outcomes.

Casinos and sports gambling sites prey on this bias. By default, the odds are less than fifty percent that a gambler will win a bet or hand. The more they play or bet, the better the odds they will lose money. So why do so many people bet and gamble? They have confidence that they have some knowledge or skill that others don’t. This same behavioral trait holds for many investors.

Herd Behavior

People often follow the actions of others, especially those deemed “experts” or viewed as popular. The social media term influencer applies to many in the financial media. The more uncertain the situation, the more this bias takes hold. Herd behavior, when strong enough, can lead to bubbles and crashes as investors push prices up or down based on the behavior of others.

If this weren’t the case, stock valuations would remain stable. Sellers would emerge when valuations became rich, and buyers would step in when they became cheap. Today, valuations are at record levels despite growing concern about the market’s fundamental economic underpinnings."

Does this necessarily mean that holding on to a pennystock that has LOST more than 99.9 percent of its value (and that is what going from 0.235 to 0.0022 is), and, worse, continuing to buy more of this crap is stupid?

Yes. Yes, that is quite exactly what it means.

(See also, The Sunk Cost Fallacy).

If you have a significant loss in this subpenny turd and you are still buying or thinking of buying more, look in the bathroom mirror - that person is an idiot.

It appears there are still 2 or 3 diehard pumpers on Stock_twits.

Q is out....another approx $1/4M loss. Business as usual for this (mis)management.

But I have to hand to them. They are the only company in the world that can post a loss and yet have equity increase without selling any shares. Either that or their books are just crap as always.
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Where have all the pumpers gone??. Gone like smoke, maybe they floated away with their empty bags, lol. They Don't even post on the sorry ass snakes community site anymore. That's what happens when you refuse to see the reality of what was going on with this train wreck.

Who nose? It'll be whatever number _____Ben makes up. As per usual, the numbers won't add up nor be CONsistent with the prior fake, fony, false, fraudulent, fictitious financial advertisements cooked up by The Clownshow. And the never-ending, unstoppable, endless LOSSES will be swept under DaRugg in the Accounts UnPayable, unpaid taxes, and debt categories.

In a normal world, one wood expect that the magnitude of the EndlessLosses should decline after The Clownshow shuttered (nott shuddered, dingbats! - tho baggholders ought to shudder upon seeing the PPS) so many munny-loosing locations and now have a much smaller operational footprint. Butt this is nott a normal world in AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ-land. One ought to never underestimate the ability of The Clownshow to rack up LOSSES even well beyond the worst CONceivable worst case model. Generally, when a biz is basically selling $5 bills for $3.31, reducing the size of the biz operation should reduce the LOSSES - nott necessarily linearly as there is still the corporate overhead (e.g., Rogerinocchio's and _____Ben's (and mebbe LARRY's) compensation and expenses, debt interest accumulation, and the huge monthly tab for pickles and cheese (______Ben) and Oreo cookie crumbles (Nasty Susan and her ungloved hand). Butt with The Clownshow and book-cooking accounting chef ______Ben, the numbers they report need nott conform to the rigid mathematics; the numbers will be, like always, just what ________Ben makes up at the last minute before uploading the FIRST (unamended) financial ad to the OTCMarkets.com advertising website.

So guessing the numbers is pointless because ______Ben is a pseudorandom number-generating CFO. A more fruitworthy(TM, Menachem Begin) inquiry is weather _____Ben will dump the badd nooze after DaClose to bury it, or if he will take a Mulligan stew and take the extra 5 daze, or post the ad before the due/do/dew date. At some point, nott quite/quiet/quit yett, IMO, the question will become "will The Clownshow ever post the required financial ads at all - as in ever again". Butt as long as they keep closing munny-loosing cafes and sweeping the endless LOSSES under DaRugg of unpaid rent, unpaid vendors, unpaid taxes, and the Accounts UnPayable and such categories, The Clownshow can prolly keep this turd trading as Pink excrement for anudder year or two - mebbe - best case. Fox is so deeeeeeep underwater in his CONvertible notes that Rogerinocchio will prolly just (again!) roll over those notes into new ones with much lower CONversion price(s) and YettAnotherPostponedMaturityDate. More creative accounting to paper over a lose-lose situation wherein the two parties are basically in a Mexican Standoff.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_standoff

Never, never, never-ever underestimate the ability of The Clownshow to LOOSE munny. If these clowns are good at anything, it is at loosing munny. Well, and they are good at issuing themselves oodles of the equity for no munny paid in the form of supervoting CONvertible preferred shares which we can see they have already been CONverting some to common and presumably dumping the CONversion shares for cash or as payment-in-lieu thereof.

It should be kept in mind/mine that these fictitious financial ads posted by The Clownshow most likely represent the most favorable cooking of the books that they can do. Those old audits they had Manny do/due/dew for the Great QB "Uplist" show that The Clownshow CONsistently had misreported the quarterly and annual financial ads grossly in their favor, with Manny having to knock million$ off the revenoo claims made by The Clownshow. The unaudited numbers are obviously fake and, based on logiKKK and the old audits, are prolly skewed as far as they dare in favor of looking better than reality.

As always, The Clownshow produces nuffin butt LOSSES and the recurring financial shitshow/smokeshow on the paid advertising website OTCMarkets.com. Baggholders will never gett the opportunity to have their questions about this ansewered as there is never an annual meeting where common baggholders can attend and the defunct Axed and Ansewered munffly "updates" are long G-O-N-E in the dust of all the broken promises The Clownshow has made about transparency, communication, and disclosure over the many years. Hell, if it wasn't for ROGEN who, likely to avoid personal liability as CEO, forced the disclosure that NSI was GONE - almost three years GONE - and The Clownshow just never bothered to inform the investors or investment community about that.

Herb Kornfeld states that ______Ben's math on the "financials" is incomprehensible and uses imaginary numbers like 13i


_____Ben is a financial genius - just don't pay rents, taxes, or vendors and you can stay in business - for awhile anyway










Has _______Ben figgered~OUTT how to use the activation code on QuickBooks yett?


"Hay look, we're still nott on Blobb Loblaw's"



The new Salton City SnL location. Rogerinocchio picked it upp cheap or free. The VA Beetch espresso machine goes here. This SnL will feature drive-in gaming.



Say, when and where is this year's annual baggholder meeting? Sumbuddy (nott Goodbuddy) ought to axe Rogerinocchio how it is possible to loose munny plowing snow in Toronto.

Another half Million $ loss?

For all the pumpers.....I know, I know, those are just fake losses, the company is really making tons of money, right?

LMAO!!! 2 years ago (after Covid) the company was boasting we had 10 cafes and nothing but up from there. Now we have 5 Oh yeah....and 1 kiosk.

This coming quarterly fake, fony, fictional financial advertisement on OTCMarkets will be the last one that includes revenoo from the now-defunct flagship (and large) Midtown cafe, as it was open for a bit over two-thirds of the quarter. So from a revenoo standpoint, this quarterly will be as good as it's gonna be for the foreseeable future. It's all downhill from here. Especially as more of the leases come up for renewal at much higher rents or termination - oh, and that arrears thingy too.

"Growing! Thriving! Scaling!"





"Growing! Thriving! Scaling!"






Meanwhile, in the real world

True, butt there is much interest in the AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ subpennyscam turd among institutionalized pennyvestors.

Lissen closely and you can hear the mantra chant: "Growing. Thriving. Scaling."





"Growing! Thriving! Scaling!"

I can't imagine that there is any real interest in FUNN anymore. Certainly no institutional interest

Ah, butt remember the great investing wisdom passed down from on high by the subgenius trading wizards who have done oh-so-well in their other pennyscam trading "adventures" and ether crypto buys: "VWAP is meaningless, it only matters what the PPS closed at."

Of course these chuckleheads are now brokeass. Butt that din't stopp them from bleeving that they were omniscient founts of investing advice gems - like that one.

These subpenny turds have accounted for at least one unretirement of which I am aware (it was nott really a "retirement" in the first place, butt it was claimed to have been one on LinkedIn - I guess it could charitably be termed an involuntary retirement). Endless LOSSES in the subpenny turd portfolios means more chuckleheads heading back into the workforce, or at least looking/begging/hoping for a paying gig since they blew upp their paltry nest eggs in this pustulent tripe ticker and others like it.

This ~OUTTcome is simply the result of following their own really-stupid trading "advice". Wholly predictable.

And remember: AMFE is a mutual fund! So there is very little risk here.

Ah yes, the closing price tells the story of the day's trading according to brokeass subgeniuses

YEA! We have a $2 trade to add 24% to the company "Value".

Does this company really need real management or what.
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Yep. They still own the supply chain.....of stock. And they stole another $5M worth of stock to keep it.

When this company goes down because of their ineptness, they will keep the remaining assets as part of their preferred stock they took and leave the street shareholders with nothing. That said, many of the street shareholders already have been left with almost nothing.
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Do they still "own the supply chain"? Is this a good stock?

Anybuddy (nott Goodbuddy) know the status of the Walmart P.O. for the KTU game?

Dysmanagement and the MORTIMER GRIFT FAMBLY own the CONtrol block for this subpenny turd, which is why no common stock baggholders ever get a proxy to vote their shares - their shares are nott needed to approve anything. Hence, also (as you noted) no shareholder annual meetings - EVER. No need for them.Baggholder share votes are uberflussig.

It seems the method used by The Clownshow to close locations is to let the rent arrears build up and nott pay vendors, so eventually they loose the lease and pocket the unpaid rent and unpaid vendor invoices - just like they did with KuKum Kitchen.

Which is why the "management" has conspired to keep an open shareholders meeting from happening. They can't afford to let in any real management.

.0015? soon to be in trips? Need real management that knows the business, not a group of scammers that just know scamming, to run this thing.

I guess we could elect a legit Board that would kick these crooks to thew side of the road in the next shareholders meeting, right? Maybe at the same time take back all of the shares they stole from the shareholders.
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This turd is running harder than a scalded dog now that all the 2024 EOY tacks lossed sellers are rushing back into this scam after the 30-day washroom sails period ends. And then there were the smarties who bought this shitturd in November and December knowing that this moonshot runn would begin after the New Year as the tacks lost sellers rushed back into this worthless turd to bank more losses in 2025. I expect the Averaging-Down-to-Zero crowd, especially the dealerfool, are Plowing more munny into pointless, meaningless common shares in this rancid 39+ year running Mortimer Fambly Scam to capture more shares before trips hits (which it will, eventually).

The forest is green

Gro3 sales could increase in 2025. They certainly will nott decline.

Worldwide coffee and cocoa prices will be going thru the roof this year. Butt since The Clownshow doesn't pay their vendor bills, rent, or taxes, this won't affect them. This is an example of ______Ben's logistical and financial acumen; you can be insulated from price increases - indeed nott care a whit about the prices of input materials - when you know you won't pay the bills anyway.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/drink/coffee-prices-expected-to-hit-up-to-12-a-cup-by-end-of-2025/news-story/c3ae094fa5571a4b11f1480bc9a39b9a

And many of those who will nott spend $12 for a cup of coffee at a game-cafe might substitute some prerolls or gummies from the St. Catharines Tokin dispensary. That is how the vast diversification of business lines serves to balance down years (which for The Clownshow is every year since 2015 for SnL and since 1985 for Amfil and the predecessor name for this ongoing scam) with years that are down even more. In this way, bad years are made to look less bad by comparison with worse subsequent years, as losses grow.

It is like its own mutual fund we've been told.

Growing, Thriving, Scaling.

I want to buy some more donkey stock if we can get the price lower , hell yes ! How low can it get till its gone ?

Huh? No New Sites close to being on radar. Midtown CLOSED Nov 2024

RFLMAO.......oi.

Desperation at its best

New S&L location coming. Not giving up on a great concept for the times. People interacting and having fun.
Family friendly too. Cell phones not needed.

Do You Mean The CLOSURE of TOR MidTown Site in Nov 2024??

Uncanny resemblance between picture #2 and the rear end of picture #3.

LOLOL! And excellent timing too. https://x.com/FT/status/1873474863697969543

The 37 Spices Laotian Steam-popped Decarbonized Organic Popcorn @ $37 (salt +$5, bowl rental +$4, buttered +$8) will see a lott of sales.

New location? Just would mean more losses. Tempe is the one carrying this Company, the rest are either losing money or not making enough to maintain cash flow without the company selling more shares and diluting further.

That is likely because Tempe was put together bu JRF and the rest were the result of our bad management, of which JRF is not a part because Roger felt threatened by his success and kicked JRF to the curb..

Roger felt so threatened, he decided to steal another $5M in the shareholder's equity to dilute JRF's position.

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New S&L location coming. Not giving up on a great concept for the times. People interacting and having fun.
Family friendly too. Cell phones not needed.

That’s a great list checking it twice I’m proud of Roger and Ben and Susan too how great for shareholders at Christmas!! Naughty or nice !!

Rogerinocchio and _____Ben (aka "R&__B") should be drafting the annual year-end "accomplishments" update PR. In 2024 they have many accomplishments about which to bragg:

1. Abruptly closing VA Beetch and firing all workers there with zero notice and no severance, all whilst alleging they were crooks.

2. Reopening the VA Beetch after "light repainting" and "currently training a new team" timely on 15 March 2024 as promised.

3. Training the VA Beetch new team for 9 solid months going on 10.

4. Purchase and return of one DeWalt battery-powered reciprocating saw and a pack of saw blades for a full refund (nott including shipping from Tempe to VA Beetch and back again).

5. Closing the flagship Midtown loss leader location and adding the used games, china, silverware, kitchenware, and espresso machine to the pile of the same from Guelph, VA Beetch, Provo, and Glendale.

6. Replacing the menus with a new simplified higher-margin menu consisting of drip-brewed Farmer Brothers coffee and 26 Spices Viet Minh Popcorn.

7. Beginning research work on Hmong 33 Spices Carmelized and Decarbonized Popcorn for 2025 roll~OUTT.

8. Sold almost a dozen KTU games.

9. Tokin Dispensaries and the St. Catharines location and kiosks successfully spun~OUTT.

10. Maintained "strong partnerships" with Mr. Beast Burgers, Cineplex Wreck Rooms, and Blobb Loblaws with 2024 breakeven performance from all three partnerships.

11. Started a single-employee roadside fruit stand at Wellington Market cuz it was giving ~OUTT virtually rent-free space to try and fill mall slots in the start-up mall.

12. Successfully maintained the AMFIL TECHNOLOGIES, INC. name with FINRA, securing the permanence of our legendary company name with 39+ years of history under the Mortimer Fambly CONtrol.

13. Reduced cash burn by nott paying bills, taxes, and, for some locations, rent and utilities.

14. Executed on our company credo of "Truth and Transparency" in communicating timely information to investors on our vibrant Community website.

15. Sold every KTU game delivered to WalMarts for the Christmas shopping season. 100 percent sold~OUTT.

16. Sold an absolute shit-ton of US Dollars for 77.2¢.

17. Held a boffo 2024 Annual Shareholders Meeting at an undisclosed strip clubb in Missisauga.

18. Growing, thriving, and scaling. Yeah, ummm, about that ...

19. Despite inflation, we have kept our common stock price increasingly affordable for the many investors who continue to average down. This is of particular importance to our investors who are retirees on fixed incomes and cannot afford expensive shares. Our investors are always our first CONcern.

Please direct all comments and questions to Anais (so she will have something to do).





Grab some discounted used kitchenware from the Midtown going-going-GONE ~OUTT-of-bidness sale!


Garbageman Santa coming to all AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ baggholders

Amfil is cash flow positive....as long as they don't pay their bills.

No prob. Endlessly, CONtinually loosing munny by selling $1.00 bills for 77.2¢ - Rogerinocchio and _____Ben have a clever way to keep operating with non-stop LOSSES.

Here is their master binniss plann:

1. Don't pay bills.
2. Don't pay taxes.
3. Add more debt.
4. Hide this all in the Liabilities on the balance sheet where nobuddy looks.
5. Prosper (at least personally) and avoid getting a real yobb.



I stopped in at three WalMarts along I-80 in California in the past several daze. I am pleased to report that their Christmas shipment of KTU and Sadd Panda musta already sold~OUTT at all three stores because there was nott one copy of either on the shelves. As the wise ones told us, KTU is a blockbuster - even WalMart cannot keep it in stock.

After the New Year holidaze, I will be heading down to SoCal to Czech on the performance of the Gro3 units at the 10 Acre California grow site. Does anyone have the 2025 sales estimates for Gro3 from one of the many bulge bracket brokerage analysts who cover AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ? I am confident that 2025 Gro3 sales will at least match those of 2024 and possibly might exceed them. A little birdie sez that 2025 is the year for the St. Catharine's dispensary to finally become the mooing cash cow that Rogerinocchio knew it would. He's such a great CEO with vision and executing very well!




I gotcha covered on this one, mann. Wally is sole doubt of KTU already!


______Ben's latest new menu item: Hmong 33 Spices Popcorn - coming for the Grand Reopenings of VA Beetch and Provo

Q1 has been filed. Another 600K loss making it over $21M of accumulated losses for Roger. That's $21M that shareholders have given the company and has been lost by Roger in his 10 years of keeping anybody from running the company.

John was out foxed by two donkeys ?

I didn't say outsmarted. He was not outsmarted. Crooks like Roger aren't smart, they are just crooks.

That said, while JRF may be better able to absorb his losses than others, I can pretty much guarantee he does not take the losses any lighter....maybe more so because in addition to $$ he invested a mountain of time into trying to make this thing work for himself and all of us......only to be thwarted by Roger and crew.

JRF is from Wall Street..I doubt he got outsmarted. But if he did, it was only play money..By my tally, it was only a million dollars..That would be our equivalent of 50 bucks..

JRF doesn't like me. Early on, I was supportive of the SnL concept but critical of the "Dream team" we have when nobody else was and, in fact, they were drooling over Roger, Ben and Ambrose. Apparently he disagreed with my assessment......at the time.

It's a pity, because I also thought that JRF had the only brain cells involved with the company and hoped he could somehow deal with these hair brained crooks. I think (only an unfounded opinion) that he underestimated Roger's creed and corruption.

***** Lower lows lower highs as FUNN slowly makes its way to the expert market

FUNN ??? NOPE !!!

ENOUGH SAID

They should give them another award for that great work ! They love screwing shareholders out of there money!98% we got a community web now its Great!

Rogerinocchio and _________Ben are superior pennyscam CEOs. Let's compare their performances to the CEO of a real business, Tim Cook of Apple:



AAPL (08 Jan 2018)


AAPL (13 Dec 2024):


So, from 08 Jan 2018 until today, AAPL is up a measly 469.4 percent - and that doesn't include the dividends paid.

Over the same period, AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ is only DOWN 98+ percent. And with no dividends, ever, nott even the bizarroworld planned spinoff dividend of worthless, munny-loosing Interloc Kings which manages to lose munny plowing snow in Canada - which is a real acheivement.

Don't EVER put your kids' munny or collitch fund into pennyscam trash, and ABSOLUTELY NEVER sell a top S&P500 stock in your kids' accounts and use the proceeds to put their investment munny into a pennyscam stock - or a subpenny turd like this trainwreck ticker.

Kids deserve much better treatment of their financial futures than that.

Excellent example of pennystocks (now deep subpenny) versus real stocks


Pennyvestor

Rogerinocchio is DaBestest CEO ever - bring him back so _______Ben can focus on sleeping, eating, selling the silverware and salt shakers from Guelph, Provo, Glendale, VA Beetch, Midtown, and soon Chicago/Tucson, and finalizing the new recipe for 26 Spices Viet Minh Popcorn.

Warren Buffett has spoken

Ben is replacing Santa’s deer with flying donkeys this year you may not even get coal

The AMFE/FUNN/FUNNQ financial CONdition (and that of its bagggholders):



Selling $1.00 bills for $0.772 when you are a mature (15 years!) SnL company is just nott a good business model. Loosing over $500,000 every Q year after year after year is just nott a business that any sane person would hold, lett alone buy into. Only in the OTC do you see failed zombie turds like this pile of crappp straggling along for years as the munny spigot gradually dies upppp.